Married... with Children

E01

Episode 1

★ 7.2

Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner

1995-09-17 · 22m

Al is excited when Bud decides to move out, but a bit disappointed when Bud moves back in to the basement, and even more horrified when Peg's mother comes to live with them after splitting up with Peg's father.

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E02

Episode 2

★ 6.5

A Shoe Room With a View

1995-09-24 · 22m

When Al suggests an aerobics studio for the open lot next door, he puts peep holes in the wall, but all of the students are fat.

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E03

Episode 3

★ 7.1

Requiem for a Dead Briard

1995-10-01 · 22m

Buck dies and is reassigned to the Bundys in the form of a puppy, Lucky.

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E04

Episode 4

★ 6.4

Reverend Al

1995-10-08 · 22m

Al becomes a priest when NO MA'AM forms its own church to avoid a beer tax.

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E05

Episode 5

★ 7.5

How Bleen Was My Kelly

1995-10-15 · 22m

While researching for her new part of playing a scientist, Kelly discovers the new color bleen. Al finds that bleen grows hair.

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E06

Episode 6

★ 7.8

The Weaker Sex

1995-10-22 · 22m

Al says he thinks women are weak when Peggy and Marcy begin taking a self defense class. But a newscrew labels Al as weak when Peggy punches a man trying to steal Al's wallet.

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E07

Episode 7

★ 7.6

Flight of the Bumblebee

1995-10-29 · 22m

To join NO MA'AM, Bud must get his picture taken with wrestler King Kong Bundy.

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E08

Episode 8

★ 7.9

Blonde and Blonder

1995-11-05 · 22m

At their high school reunion, Kelly and her best friends compete for the rich nerd whom Kelly teased in high school. Meanwhile, Marcy's bank holds a ""Guns for Toys"" drive.

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E09

Episode 9

★ 7.8

The Two That Got Away

1995-11-19 · 22m

Al and Jefferson's fishing lodge is taken away by a famous actress, but Jefferson plots revenge, and a small fortune, when they find out that they unknowingly took a nude picture of the actress. Kelly and Bud try to get Lucky a part in a dog food commercial.

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E10

Episode 10

★ 7.4

Dud Bowl II

1995-11-26 · 22m

Marcy tries to do her best to stop it when her bank wants to dedicate a scoreboard at Polk High... to Al.

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E11

Episode 11

★ 7.4

Bearly Men

1995-12-03 · 22m

Al and Bud go hunting with Peggy's dad so that he well get back together with her mother.

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E12

Episode 12

★ 7.8

Love Conquers Al

1995-12-10 · 22m

Al, Peggy, and her parents go to a marriage retreat and water park to get her parents back together. Meanwhile, Kelly has a guy she likes, Carlos, who agrees to date her if Bud can amuse his sister.

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E13

Episode 13

★ 7.7

I Can't Believe It's Butter

1995-12-17 · 22m

Al's friends get addicted to calling a woman named Butter at a 1-900 phone sex line, but Al finds out that the woman is Peg's mother.

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E14

Episode 14

★ 7.7

The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly (1)

1996-01-07 · 22m

Bud borrows money from the mob for Kelly's exercise video, but when she has a disagreement with the male lead in the video the mob says they will kill Bud if the video isn't finished. Meanwhile, Al and Jefferson try to install a satellite dish.

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E15

Episode 15

★ 7.8

The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly (2)

1996-01-14 · 22m

Bud has until 5:00 PM to finish the video, but Kelly keeps having fights with the other person in the video. Meanwhile, Peggy and Marcy think Al and Jefferson can't figure out the satellite dish, but they are really hiding from their wives on the roof.

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E16

Episode 16

★ 6.6

Calendar Girl

1996-02-04 · 22m

Al convinces Bud to make a calendar with beautiful women in order to win a rivalry.

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E17

Episode 17

★ 6.3

The Agony and the Extra C

1996-02-11 · 22m

On their anniversary, Jefferson plans to surprise Marcy with a tattoo, but the tattoo artist accidently writes ""I LOVE MARY"".

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E18

Episode 18

★ 6.6

Spring Break (1)

1996-02-18 · 22m

During Spring Break, Kelly and friends seduce Bud and friends' airline tickets and hotel reservations at Fort Lauderdale. Al, Jefferson, and Griff go to Fort Lauderdale to judge a bikini contest. When Marcy sees Jefferson and Al on a Spring Break TV special, she heads out to Fort Lauderdale with Bud and friends.

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E19

Episode 19

★ 6.5

Spring Break (2)

1996-02-25 · 22m

When Al finds that the bikini competition Jefferson is judging has a $100,000 prize, he has Kelly enter and Griff and him become judges to pick Kelly. When, Marcy, Bud, and friends finally arrive at Fort Lauderdale, she tries to ruin Al's scheme.

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E20

Episode 20

★ 6.1

Turning Japanese

1996-03-17 · 22m

Marcy tries to convince Al to sell his Dodge to Marcy's boss, a big collector of classic cars.

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E21

Episode 21

★ 7.9

Al Goes to the Dogs

1996-03-24 · 22m

Al's construction of a dog house for Lucky is constantly abrupted when a building instructor hired by Marcy complains about every little detail.

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E22

Episode 22

★ 5.9

Enemies

1996-04-14 · 22m

In another spinoff attempt, Kelly ends up in the middle of a couple.

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E23

Episode 23

★ 8.0

Bud Hits the Books

1996-04-28 · 22m

Sex gets in the way of Bud studying for his finals, and he risks being expelled when he is caught in the school library.

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E24

Episode 24

★ 7.9

Kiss of the Coffee Woman

1996-05-05 · 22m

Al and Marcy are angry when they find Kelly and Jefferson must kiss for a coffee commercial.

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E25

Episode 25

★ 6.0

Torch Song Duet

1996-05-19 · 22m

Al helps Griff win a trip to Atlanta for the Olympic games by helping him answer questions on a radio sports quiz.

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E26

Episode 26

★ 7.8

The Joke's on Al

1996-05-19 · 22m

An old friend of Peggy's comes to seduce Al and he plays along since he thinks it is one of Jefferson's practical jokes.

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