Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy

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Episode 1

Super Mario Rescues the Princess

2008-09-10 · 2m

Mario saves Princess Peach, but things get a little creepy when he asks her for a kiss.

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Episode 2

A Dog on the $25,000 Pyramid

2008-09-10 · 1m

A dog and his human partner fail at The $25,000 Pyramid.

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Episode 3

Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted as His Own Attorney

2008-09-15 · 1m

Bob Marley defends himself against cops when he says he "shot the sheriff".

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Episode 4

Adopted

2008-09-21 · 2m

Michael's parents reveal that they are not his biological son and that he was adopted when born.

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Episode 5

A Scotsman Who Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen

2008-09-29 · 1m

A Scotsman makes some negative comments at the mistakes made by some of America's favorite film characters while he's watching the movie on his TV. He watches Tootsie, The Muppet Movie, The Breakfast Club, and Back to the Future.

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Episode 6

Two Ducks Watch 'Meet The Parents'

2008-10-03 · 1m

Two male ducks believe that "Meet the Parents" isn't funny.

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Episode 7

A Scotsman Who Still Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen

2008-10-13 · 2m

The Scotsman continues to make negative comments at his TV screen while watching a movie. This time, he watches Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Truman Show, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and The Shawshank Redemption.

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Episode 8

Cat Staff Meeting

2008-10-19 · 1m

A cat staff meeting is interrupted by a dog smashing the office building with a wrecking ball.

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Episode 9

Barry Gibb Rides a Roller Coaster

2008-10-26 · 1m

Instead of screaming, Barry Gibb sings while going down on a roller coaster

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Episode 10

Marital Troubles

2008-11-02 · 1m

A mime and his wife get divorced because he gave her the silent treatment.

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Episode 11

Jeff Goldblum Wafers

2008-11-09 · 1m

Jeff Goldblum makes a commercial about his own wafers that talk.

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Episode 12

Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas Eve

2008-12-22 · 1m

Jesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but not Vishnu

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Episode 13

The Frog Prince

2008-12-30 · 1m

The story of The Frog Prince goes wrong.

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Episode 14

Monkeys Talk About Religion

2009-01-06 · 1m

A father monkey and his son discuss about the "Monkey God" and "Monkey Jesus".

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Episode 15

Mountain Climber

2009-01-12 · 1m

A mountain climber poops while on top of a mountain and lands on a couple getting married.

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Episode 16

Ted Nugent is Visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past

2009-01-18 · 1m

Ted Nugent kills the Ghost of Christmas Past. Afterwards, his family eats it for dinner.

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Episode 17

Mad Cow Disease

2009-01-27 · 1m

A cow couple discover about Mad Cow Disease on the news.

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Episode 18

The Bartender Says...

2009-02-05 · 1m

Two men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a horse is in the bar and gets offended by the joke.

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Episode 19

Backstage with Bob Dylan

2009-02-17 · 1m

Popeye and Bob Dylan get into an argument after a concert.

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Episode 20

Fred and Barney Try to Get Into a Club

2009-02-24 · 1m

Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble try to get into an exclusive nightclub, but are denied admission.

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Episode 21

Beavers: Assholes of the Forest

2009-04-21 · 1m

Some animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest.

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Episode 22

Things You Never Hear

2009-05-23 · 2m

This episode counts down the top ten things one never hears.

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Episode 23

A Trip to the Psychiatrist

2009-06-12 · 1m

A bulimic woman named Abbie visits the Psychiatrist.

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Episode 24

AIDS Patient Zero

2009-05-12 · 2m

A Canadian man and monkey have gay sex, where a bombshell is dropped.

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Episode 25

Name That Animal Penis!

2009-05-12 · 2m

A game show about figuring out an animals penis is much more difficult than imagined.

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Episode 26

Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die

2009-05-12 · 2m

Wile E. Coyote succeeds in killing the Road Runner, but is now left with the question: "What do I do now?"

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Episode 27

Sex with... #1

2009-05-12 · 1m

A showcase of sexual moments, which include... Mr. Sulu A Folk Singer A Necrophiliac A Trapeze Artist

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Episode 28

A Fat Guy Working Out

2009-05-12 · 1m

A fat guy is going to work out... and then puts it off and gets a sandwich.

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Episode 29

A Gay Knight

2009-05-12 · 1m

A gay knight refuses to fight a dragons due to not wanting to be killed.

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Episode 30

A Douchebag Unicorn Gives a Public Service Announcement

2009-05-12 · 1m

A Douchebag Unicorn ends up giving a PSA about how Marijuana is great and how you should write down your ideas.

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Episode 31

Fred Flintstone Takes a Shit

2009-05-12 · 3m

Fred Flintstone takes a shit... that's about it.

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Episode 32

Stuck on a Life Raft with Matthew McConaughey

2009-05-12 · 2m

A random man stuck on a life raft with Matthew McConaughey resorts to cutting off his leg for food and eventually stabbing him in the chest as Matthew just prattles on.

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Episode 33

Two Persian Guys Try to Get Ladies into Their Sports Car

2009-05-12 · 1m

Two Persian guys act like stereotypes to get ladies in their sports car for a night on the town.

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Episode 34

He Who Lives in a Glass House...

2009-05-12 · 2m

A man who lives in a glass house has a machine gun installed on his roof to fend off annoying neighbors.

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Episode 35

Sex with... #2

2009-05-12 · 1m

Another showcase of sexual moments, which include... Dick Cheney Gilbert Gottfried A Midget Optimus Prime

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Episode 36

Quentin Tarantino Performs a Circumcision

2009-05-12 · 1m

Quentin Tarantino crashes in to perform a circumcision on a baby.

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Episode 37

The Wizard of Oz, Adjusted for Reality

2009-05-12 · 2m

When the group succeeds in stopping the witch, they are shocked to discover that The Wizard was literal with their requests...

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Episode 38

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

2009-05-12 · 1m

To have sexual relations with your mother.

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Episode 39

Sex with... #3

2009-05-12 · 1m

The final showcase of sexual moments, which include... A U.S. Senator A Tube Of Toothpaste A Redneck A Sheep

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Episode 40

Dirty Vaudeville

2009-05-12 · 1m

Two singers sing about the smallest pussy in town.

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Episode 41

Fat Jesus

2009-05-12 · 2m

Some villagers ask help from Jesus for a crippled man, but Jesus is too preoccupied with his acid reflex.

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Episode 42

Dracula Meets Magic Johnson

2009-05-12 · 1m

Dracula invites Magic Johnson over for dinner with bad intentions.

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Episode 43

The Sneeze Throw-Up

2009-05-12 · 1m

Exactly what it says on the tin...

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Episode 44

The Settler's First Attempt to Buy Manhattan From the Indians

2009-05-12 · 1m

Settlers attempt to give beads to the Indians in exchange for Manhattan, but things don't entirely work out.

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Episode 45

Four Years of 'Entourage' in Ten Seconds

2009-05-12 · 1m

The first four years of the "Entourage" series (Between 2004-2008) is summed up in ten seconds.

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Episode 46

Tara Reid is Not Looking So Good Lately

2009-05-12 · 1m

Apparently Tara can only speak out of her stomach.

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Episode 47

Small Talk with Aunt Helen

2009-05-12 · 1m

Aunt Helen talks to her nephew about his wife and is disturbed by what they did with a slice of leftover wedding cake.

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Episode 48

Marie Antoinette's Notepad

2009-05-12 · 1m

We see Marie Antoinette's process on how she came up with "Let Them Eat Cake".

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Episode 49

Sheep Shearing

2009-05-12 · 2m

A sheep gets way too interested in his owner shearing him.

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Episode 50

What Happens if You Feed a Dog Chocolate While He Wears a Tin Foil Hat in the Microwave

2009-05-12 · 1m

A dog is fed chocolate while he wears a tin foil hat in the microwave for 15 seconds with disastrous results. Wil Wheaton cameos at the end, explaining that it was a bad idea.

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