Dilbert

E01

Episode 1

★ 6.0

The Gift

1999-11-02 · 22m

Dilbert's mother's birthday is coming up, and in search of the perfect gift, he returns to the mall where he was abandoned by his father (voiced by Buck Henry) years ago.

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E02

Episode 2

★ 6.0

The Shroud of Wally

1999-11-09 · 22m

Dilbert has a near-death experience at a gas station, and finds that the afterlife is exactly like the office. Meanwhile, a group listening to a multi-level marketing speech become hypnotized, and through a bizarre accident caused by a crashing space shuttle and the birthday kit create a religion based on Wally. Dilbert and Dogbert manage to cover up the crash, while Wally turns away his followers with his odd habits.

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E03

Episode 3

★ 5.0

Art

1999-11-16 · 22m

Dilbert is assigned to create a digital work of art. The result, the "Blue Duck," ends up appealing to the lowest common denominator of society and destroys the value and popularity of classic artworks.

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E04

Episode 4

★ 6.0

The Trial

1999-11-23 · 22m

Dilbert is sent to prison after the boss frames him for a fatal traffic accident. Once inside, he applies his knowledge of mathematics and engineering to prison life and takes over his cell block.

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E05

Episode 5

★ 5.0

The Dupey

1999-12-07 · 22m

Dilbert's attempts to design a Furby-style children's toy go horribly awry when the toys gain sentience and mutate into hideous but benevolent creatures that want independence.

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E06

Episode 6

★ 5.0

The Security Guard

2000-01-18 · 22m

After a heated debate, Dilbert and the building's security guard trade jobs to see who can do the other's job better. Dilbert quickly finds himself in over his head when he discovers an illegal casino being run underneath the building.

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E07

Episode 7

★ 4.0

The Merger

2000-01-25 · 22m

The Boss decides that the company needs to merge with another, and chooses a company of brain-sucking extraterrestrials.

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E08

Episode 8

★ 4.0

Hunger

2000-02-01 · 22m

Dilbert tries to end world hunger by creating a new, safe, artificial food, but it tastes so bad that even people dying of starvation refuse to eat it – until his mother gets involved.

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E09

Episode 9

★ 5.0

The Off-Site Meeting

2000-02-08 · 22m

Dilbert's home is chosen as the location for an off-site meeting when a dendrophile sues his company because of their deforestation policies.

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E10

Episode 10

★ 4.0

The Assistant

2000-02-15 · 22m

Dilbert is unwillingly promoted to management and given an assistant, sparking a showdown with the other engineers.

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E11

Episode 11

★ 5.0

The Return

2000-02-22 · 22m

Dilbert tries to buy a computer online but gets the wrong model, leading to an unpleasant surprise when he tries to return it to the company warehouse.

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E12

Episode 12

★ 5.0

The Virtual Employee

2000-05-30 · 22m

Dilbert and his co-workers find an empty cubicle and start dumping their obsolete computer equipment into it. To keep the marketing department from claiming the cubicle, they hack into the human resources database and create a profile for a fake engineer named Todd. The plan backfires when Todd is named project leader and develops a messianic reputation.

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E13

Episode 13

★ 4.0

Pregnancy

2000-06-06 · 22m

Ratbert accidentally sends Dilbert's model rocket into space. When it returns with samples of DNA from aliens, cows, hillbillies, engineers, and robots, it rectally impales Dilbert, impregnating him.

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E14

Episode 14

★ 3.0

The Delivery

2000-06-13 · 22m

Dilbert's pregnancy turns into a media circus as the various "parents" of his baby sue for custody, with Steve Austin presiding over the hearing.

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E15

Episode 15

★ 7.0

Company Picnic

2000-07-11 · 22m

The annual company picnic comes around and so does the softball game between Marketing and Engineering. This episode is based on Romeo and Juliet.

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E16

Episode 16

★ 6.0

The Fact

2000-07-18 · 22m

Dogbert becomes rich and famous by writing a best-selling book about an imaginary disease, 'Chronic Cubicle Syndrome', and Dilbert finds himself saddled with the job of devising a cure.

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E17

Episode 17

★ 7.0

Ethics

2000-07-25 · 22m

After the company employees are forced to take ethical-training classes, Dilbert is put in charge of designing a nationwide Internet voting network. His scruples are put to the test when an attractive female representative of a tobacco special-interest group tries to seduce him.

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