Two and a Half Men

E01

Episode 1

★ 5.8

Nangnangnangnang

2013-09-26 · 21m

Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.

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E02

Episode 2

★ 5.1

I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

2013-10-03 · 21m

Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty.

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E03

Episode 3

★ 5.9

This Unblessed Biscuit

2013-10-10 · 22m

Walden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire when she injures her back at work. When they suggest her retiring, she grows offended, and as the conversation progresses she quits. Walden and Alan then try different maids, with little success.

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E04

Episode 4

★ 5.4

Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

2013-10-17 · 21m

Alan and Lyndsey's illicit relationship becomes jeopardized when one of Lyndsey's man-hunting friends, Stephanie (Jennifer Aspen), asks if they are back together. The two staunchly deny it, then Lyndsey insists that Alan make a date with Stephanie so that she will believe their lie. Alan meets her for an uncomfortable date, which nevertheless leads to sex, causing Lyndsey to get mad and leave Alan again.

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E05

Episode 5

★ 5.3

Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

2013-10-24 · 21m

Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.

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E06

Episode 6

★ 5.3

Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

2013-11-07 · 21m

When Alan learns Walden knows Lynda Carter, he asks him to set him up on a date with her. Against his better judgment, Walden agrees to invite her to the house for dinner.

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E07

Episode 7

★ 6.1

Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

2013-11-14 · 21m

Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey's jealousy throws a wrench in their evening.

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E08

Episode 8

★ 5.6

Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.

2013-11-21 · 21m

Alan and Lyndsey's illicit affair puts Walden in danger, forcing him to accept Rose's help.

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E09

Episode 9

★ 5.1

Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

2013-12-05 · 21m

Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information about herself to him.

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E10

Episode 10

★ 5.2

On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!

2013-12-12 · 21m

Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.

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E11

Episode 11

★ 5.2

Tazed in the Lady Nuts

2014-01-02 · 21m

Walden joins his beautiful former employee on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend or risk losing her.

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E12

Episode 12

★ 5.8

Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

2014-01-09 · 21m

Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.

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E13

Episode 13

★ 4.9

Bite Me, Supreme Court

2014-01-30 · 21m

Marty Pepper proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.

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E14

Episode 14

★ 4.8

Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe

2014-02-06 · 21m

Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.

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E15

Episode 15

★ 5.8

Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

2014-02-27 · 21m

Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.

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E16

Episode 16

★ 6.2

How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

2014-03-06 · 21m

Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen.

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E17

Episode 17

★ 5.2

Welcome Home, Jake

2014-03-13 · 21m

Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.

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E18

Episode 18

★ 5.3

West Side Story

2014-04-03 · 21m

Walden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriend's boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan's house.

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E19

Episode 19

★ 6.5

Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

2014-04-10 · 22m

After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian.

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E20

Episode 20

★ 5.9

Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

2014-04-24 · 21m

Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.

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E21

Episode 21

★ 5.1

Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

2014-05-01 · 21m

Alan's girlfriend, Gretchen, insists he confess his true identity to Larry. Meanwhile, Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car.

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E22

Episode 22

★ 5.5

Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

2014-05-08 · 21m

Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.

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