Two and a Half Men

E01

Episode 1

★ 7.4

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2009-09-21 · 21m

Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.

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E02

Episode 2

★ 7.3

Whipped Unto the Third Generation

2009-09-28 · 20m

When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.

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E03

Episode 3

★ 7.2

Mmm, Fish. Yum.

2009-10-05 · 19m

Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.

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E04

Episode 4

★ 7.2

Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

2009-10-12 · 20m

Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.

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E05

Episode 5

★ 7.1

For the Sake of the Child

2009-10-19 · 21m

Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.

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E06

Episode 6

★ 7.5

Give Me Your Thumb

2009-11-02 · 20m

Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.

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E07

Episode 7

★ 7.4

Untainted by Filth

2009-11-09 · 22m

Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.

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E08

Episode 8

★ 6.7

Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

2009-11-16 · 20m

While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.

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E09

Episode 9

★ 7.4

Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

2009-11-23 · 21m

While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.

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E10

Episode 10

★ 6.5

That's Why They Call It "Ball Room"

2009-12-07 · 20m

Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances.

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E11

Episode 11

★ 7.4

Warning, It's Dirty

2009-12-14 · 19m

Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, while Celeste is away for Christmas.

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E12

Episode 12

★ 7.3

Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

2010-01-11 · 22m

Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.

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E13

Episode 13

★ 6.4

Yay, No Polyps!

2010-01-18 · 20m

Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.

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E14

Episode 14

★ 7.2

Crude and Uncalled For

2010-02-01 · 21m

Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.

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E15

Episode 15

★ 6.1

Aye, Aye, Captain Douche

2010-02-08 · 22m

Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.

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E16

Episode 16

★ 6.1

Tinkle Like a Princess

2010-03-01 · 21m

Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.

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E17

Episode 17

★ 5.9

I Found Your Moustache

2010-03-08 · 21m

Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.

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E18

Episode 18

★ 6.6

Ixnay on the Oggie Day

2010-03-22 · 21m

Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.

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E19

Episode 19

★ 6.5

Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

2010-04-12 · 18m

Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.

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E20

Episode 20

★ 6.3

I Called Him Magoo

2010-05-10 · 21m

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"

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E21

Episode 21

★ 7.5

Gumby with a Pokey

2010-05-17 · 21m

Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.

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E22

Episode 22

★ 6.2

This Is Not Gonna End Well

2010-05-24 · 21m

Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.

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