Two and a Half Men

E01

Episode 1

★ 4.9

Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

2011-09-19 · 21m

Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.

Current episode

E02

Episode 2

★ 5.3

People Who Love Peepholes

2011-09-26 · 21m

Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.

Watch progress · Not tracked

E03

Episode 3

★ 5.2

Big Girls Don't Throw Food

2011-10-03 · 20m

Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

Watch progress · Not tracked

E04

Episode 4

★ 4.9

Nine Magic Fingers

2011-10-10 · 21m

Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.

Watch progress · Not tracked

E05

Episode 5

★ 5.4

A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

2011-10-17 · 20m

Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.

Watch progress · Not tracked

E06

Episode 6

★ 5.1

The Squat and Hover

2011-10-24 · 21m

Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

Watch progress · Not tracked

E07

Episode 7

★ 5.4

Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

2011-10-31 · 19m

Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.

Watch progress · Not tracked

E08

Episode 8

★ 5.8

Thank You for the Intercourse

2011-11-07 · 21m

When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.

Watch progress · Not tracked

E09

Episode 9

★ 6.0

Frodo's Headshots

2011-11-14 · 21m

Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.

Watch progress · Not tracked

E10

Episode 10

★ 5.3

A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

2011-11-21 · 21m

Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.

Watch progress · Not tracked

E11

Episode 11

★ 5.5

What a Lovely Landing Strip

2011-12-05 · 20m

Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.

Watch progress · Not tracked

E12

Episode 12

★ 5.1

One False Move, Zimbabwe!

2011-12-12 · 21m

Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.

Watch progress · Not tracked

E13

Episode 13

★ 5.2

Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

2012-01-02 · 20m

Walden's ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.

Watch progress · Not tracked

E14

Episode 14

★ 5.5

A Possum on Chemo

2012-01-16 · 20m

Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.

Watch progress · Not tracked

E15

Episode 15

★ 5.3

The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

2012-02-06 · 21m

Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.

Watch progress · Not tracked

E16

Episode 16

★ 5.8

Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

2012-02-13 · 20m

Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.

Watch progress · Not tracked

E17

Episode 17

★ 4.4

Not in My Mouth!

2012-02-20 · 19m

Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

Watch progress · Not tracked

E18

Episode 18

★ 5.1

The War Against Gingivitis

2012-02-27 · 21m

Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.

Watch progress · Not tracked

E19

Episode 19

★ 4.9

Palmdale, Ech

2012-03-19 · 21m

Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.

Watch progress · Not tracked

E20

Episode 20

★ 4.7

Grandma's Pie

2012-04-09 · 21m

Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.

Watch progress · Not tracked

E21

Episode 21

★ 5.8

Mr. Hose Says "Yes"

2012-04-16 · 21m

Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey

Watch progress · Not tracked

E22

Episode 22

★ 6.0

Why We Gave Up Women

2012-04-30 · 21m

Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.

Watch progress · Not tracked

E23

Episode 23

★ 5.2

The Straw in My Donut Hole

2012-05-07 · 21m

Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn't so sure it's deserved.

Watch progress · Not tracked

E24

Episode 24

★ 5.8

Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

2012-05-14 · 21m

Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.

Watch progress · Not tracked